Pets over Pests

I go most of my days without talking to anyone, I talk to my pet rats though. I know that you won't admit it, but you would likely choose to shove a random stranger into oncoming traffic over shoving your pets into traffic. They're like friends without the unnecessary drama, and you wouldn't have to worry about a stupid hamster telling the whole school about your crush and then trying to throw a cherry red cupcake at your white sweater in elementary school. So in conclusion, pets > Lili. I still hold a grudge against you, Lili >:(