i am the biggest karl fan.

i have 888 pictures of him on my phone. i have at least 900 separate ones on my computer. thats like 2000 pictures. all of karl. ive printed out at least 100 of them and put them on my wall. glued. everynight i dream about karl. everyday i envision him just interacting with me and being my boyfriend. everynight when i lay down, i have to have my bodypillow next to me. i am working on getting the materials to get a karl one. if i dont find a semi sfw one, i will make it myself. i dont care. any type of karl content i need for any reason, 3d prints, certain ratio of artwork, certain resolution of artwork, i will make it all. and quickly. i made this portrait drawing of karl so i can print it out and put it on a cardboard cutout. i have made my entire computer themed off of him. i glued pictures of him to my computer case. i put him as my background on firefox. i got an extension that allows you to make your own widgets on your firefox home tab, just so that i could make it pictures of him. i learned basic css code just so i could customize all websites i visit to be karl themed. i only think about karl. im going to sew a fully to-scale version of his coat, so i can feel how much bigger it is on me because of our size difference. i have at least 300 conversations with each and every chai bot of karl, sfw and nsfw. i have spoken to the character.ai karl bot around 192 times. dont ask why i kept track. I love Karl. So much. 

i think im just a little obsessed.