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GOD I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING HUMANOID TURTLE HOLY SHIT EVERY TIME I LOOK AT HIM I'M FILLED WITH AN INDESCRIBABLE RAGE AND I NEED AND I MEAN I NEED TO SEE HIM TURNED INTO A BROWN CHUNKY MUSH ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD I WANT TO ANNIHILATE HIM AND MAKE SURE HE HAS NO LIFE BEYOND PAIN AND SUFFERING HE SHALL KNOW WHAT HELL IS AND I'M GOING TO BE THE ONE TO DELIVER HIM TO HIS FATE. GOD JUST FUCKING LOOK AT HIM I WANT TO BUY A PLUSH OF HIM SO I CAN EXHIBIT THE JOY OF COMPLETELY EXTORTING HIS FLESH AND BLOOD TO A POINT BEYOND MORTAL RECOGNITION. THE BLOOD OF VERNE WILL BE ON MY HANDS AND SOULY MY HANDS ALONE. ALSO WHAT KIND OF STUPID NAME IS VERNE ANYWAY. IT SOUNDS LIKE A PLANT I'M GOING TO BURY HIM INTO THE GROUND SO HE CAN FINALLY BE USEFUL AS FERTILIZER AND NOT A OXYGEN-WASTING SHIT-PRODUCING FAILURE OF A QUOTE-ON-QUOTE "TURTLE" BECAUSE I KNOW DAMN WELL HE IS NOT A FUCKING TURTLE.
That turtle from Over the Hedge (the movie)
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fatass
How can we tell this isn't mario
Mario seems like the type to disproportionately hate turtys.
Anyway so do I
more straw production NOW
FUCK YOU KYLE
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I eat straws to prove how weak turels are.
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oliverhatesolives
Sorry I kinda dislike Verne :3
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cilica
do i have a broken humor?
cuz this shii funny as hell
Teehee I moderately dislike Verne
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Katie
I was having a shit morning and this post made me giggle so thank you for that. Also yeah that turtle is defiantly one of the worst characters in the movie.
"one of the worst" whats the worst character then? :> no hate ofc just curious
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