what i want to be when i grow up

when i grow up i want to be a cat. four legs and 2 eyes and a tail sounds like heaven. i would wave at other cats with my tail and communicate with it by um strecthing it and um writing with it. I want to be a cat bc that means no thought justcat. i dont want to do silly school work online, and i dont want to behave like a silly human ignoring the urge to go barefoot and climb trees like a gremlin. WHY HUMAN?? why cant humans go barefoot socaly acceptabely???? !!!!!! absurd!! i dont mean barefoot on the new york city streets guys i mean ingay nature. the dirt between ur bean toes and the woodlice giving you highfives. if i was a cat i think i would have a good social life bc i can befriend anything. all the humans would be at my knees dying from my cuteness and catability. i think my catability would be um climbing walls and moving objects with my mind so that i wont have to get up and get it myself it would just come flying 2 me. AND i can stare at birds and mice all day wanting to cannabaliz e them!!! or eat them!!! same things but different execution. i wont be cancelled in cat world for cannabalizing bc i would be surviving (joke plz dont cancel me) anyways if i was a cat i would have no stress or anytbing, i would just thrive and hide in boxes and holes all day. i would be famous if i was a cat too bc iof my silly charm, id be too silly for everyone to handle. i also want to be a cat so i can play with thos cat toys, i want to be lured with a mouse stick!!! i want to get high on catnip legally!!! and i want to do biscuits all day instead of math. i would use my claws to create art on the wall!!!! the cat life is bliss. it is amazing.

thankyou for listening to wat i wanna b when i grow up.