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Me and my friends watched all 5 twilight movies last night, since they had never seen them. Honestly i was just impressed they managed to go so long without seeing them. I didnt even want to watch them back in the day and ended up seeing them more than once.
Anyways, it was fun! It's always a treat to heckle bad movies with friends. It's crazy how frustrating those movies are, though. Everyone makes weird decisions and never communicates, and they chose weird parts of the vampire/werewolf myths to include and exclude. The vampires got to keep mind control and other weird powers, but sunlight doesn't hurt and they show up in mirrors? And being a vampire is contagious but being a werewolf isn't? Wtf.
Bella's also a total mary sue but incredibly thats like, the least bad part of it. Still enjoyed the experience though, "you nicknamed my daughter after the lochness monster?!" never fails to fuckin kill me. that and edward literally gagging at bella the first time he sees her lmao
The marathon did put me in a vampire mood though. Maybe I'll hunt down a very legal way to watch some buffy, or maybe Underworld since both my friends asked what would happen if a vampire bit a werewolf.
in conclusion, team edward.
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πHalleyJadeπ
allow me to be a dork for a second. I think the werewolf-ness in twilight isn't contagious because the tribe is not actually werewolves, they're shifters.
anyway, team edward is the only right answer.
Inspector Lee
Team Bella.
But I've only watched the first movie all the way through.
And especially the baseball scene.
The baseball scene is peak cinema tbh. That was the first time i encountered muse
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Me too. I've listened to a number of their songs but that's the only one I really admire.
And that girl pitching - amazing - like a dancer throwing her leg up. I might actually watch baseball if they had pitchers like that.
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chasey
TEAM JACOB BUT ONLY WITH HIS LONG HAIR