March 15th, 2023

Tonight, at work I had to ascend the stairwell into onion scented madness. I work as a night auditor at a pretty upscale hotel and part of my job is delivering receipts for guests checking out the following day. While going up the stairs to deliver my final receipts a pungent smell hit me. The smell of onions, I obviously per my job description had to investigate the odor. While walking down the hallway the smell grew stronger, someone had placed a whole ass sliced up onion on their dinner plate outside of their room. I cannot wait for the guest complaints to start rolling in. My job is a blessing and a curse at times.