EUGH

sniffles and rubs my nose and a hwole string of snot  coms out and then i rub it on your leg then i cover you in oil and peanutbutter and wrap you up in a comically largw diaper and throw you in the lake by my house and then the alligators rescue you and raise you as one of their own then 10 years later you arise from the lake by my house(youve learned to adapt and breathe underwater) and you come over to my house and then i open the door and then you grab me and i start panicking like AUGH AUGH and then i grab a piece of the wall from the floor idk why its there then i hit you on the head with it and then you stumble back and i try attacking you with the wall piece again and then you do a backflip and then a frontflip kicking me in the head and i get knocked out then you snicker and feed me to your alligators 

the end :-)