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(Part 2 to previous)

We're all in the reading nook. I decide to go find something to read to the childeren. The almost fully grown teen childeren.

HOLY SHIT THEY'VE GOT THE MINECRAFT BIBLE.

I, of course, being the God worshipper I am, read them the entirety of the book, explaining Adam and Eve, Jesus on the cross, and whatever else the bible is about. (I only read 1 page)

It's also worth noting that Telemona Girl brang her Dad's charger. For the totally not drug device.

So JD and Jasper are kinda stoned.

Jasper finds out that her friend Saturn is gonna be at 5 guys, which is across from barnes and noble in the parking lot. So we head over there, JD, being high, and me pulling out my ariana grande sleeves, asking JD for a hit like an absolute crack head.

Jaser and Saturn's family sit at a table infront of us. (She made the 3 of us sit elsewhere so we didn't embarrase her)

And I hassle JD for a hit, the entire time. Grabbing his phone, threatining him, possibly telling him that I'd get under the table right then and there...

And no success.

We get into the parking lot and he finally caves in. I hesitate and decline. (Being the good boy that I am)

Jasper and Sat's family are heading to Round 1 to do some family fun and the three of us are just kind of lagging behind. The entire walk I'm contemplating whether or not I actually want to try it.

Bam. We're at Round 1. As we walk in and are surrounded by games, I decide to try it.

We look around for somewhere to secretly do it and fine one of those immersive games yk? Like the driving ones with the seats that puts you in like some sort of enclosure. But anyway, he pulls it out, not telling me anything about it except to inhale.

I put my mouth on it. Inhale, and as I'm doing it, nothing. I feel absolutely nothing. I exhale a small little cloud and we all started freaking out batting it away. But it was weird cause I didn't taste or smell nothing and was completely fine afterwards. We start walking around Round 1 and my friend telemona starts asking me if I feel any different. And I don't.

Later, we end up going to JC Penny, once again, fo JD to use the bathroom. I follow him in and ask for another hit. He holds it up, I inhale, and as I'm doing it he goes "Oh shit. That was probably too much." I hold my breath for what felt like minutes, searching for where to exhale all of it. (Which probably happened over the span of 2 seconds) Then exhale into the sink drain. Idk.

And oh my god. I started coughing and coughing, I literally couldn't stop. I tried to casually walk out of the bathroom, my chest throbbing from suppressing the cough, hoping to make it seem like I instead started choking on water by the water fountain. It totally worked. I was still choking, casually drinking water as well. Not suspicious at all.

We then started walking around the store, while I was violently coughing still (Getting many concerned looks) and we stopped in the clearance isle. My friend, JD, went into the corner and sat down, hiding himself in the hung up clothing. My and Telemona sat down on the floor. Waiting for something to happen. Nothing. Sure, she said my face was really red but I felt absolutely nothing.

After some people came into the isle, we walked back out into the mall. I felt pretty normal but i guess I was being "more social than usual" which I don't believe. We sat down at the food court and ordered some corn dogs. Still feeling normal.

Some time passed and we went back into Round 1. Where I asked for the last and final hit. 

We went into another game and that was when I actually got a proper hit. I could not breath. I was coughing so god damn much that I was about to literally die. We went to the bar and waited so I could get some water and after about 10 minutes I remembered there was a water fountain right next to the bathroom. So that helped. And then I felt really tired and my entire body ached.

We went outside of Round 1 to sit on a bench and I started to feel kind of weird. Jasper then ahd to leave so then it was just us 3.

I guess we decided to go to the end of the mall which I now realize I don't remember any of. And then we were at menchies. I could not figure out what was going on at all. I guess we got our ice cream and when we sat down I had no senses at all. Like, it was so ahrd for me just to get a single scoop with my spoon. And then I started laughing randomly which freaked out Telemona and kept looking at JD. 

I also specifically remember leaning back in my seat and thinking that I was about to fall, but the being caught by the back rest.

After that, we went back into the mall. It was like 8:00 so nobody was there. We took this kid cart that was so high that it went above my waist and Telemona pushed me and JD on it. I really thought that I was gonna fall off but I was fine.

Then I started pushing Telemona and JD and luckily didn't throw them off the balcony onto the 1st floor. It was then, we met JD's mom at the entrance. Where we said our goodbyes. Only to never see him again.

That's when it really hit cause when I got home, I was so disassociated that I had no idea what I was doing. Like I remember getting ready for bed and trying to brush my teeth, but I swear, I literally could not. I was just slowly dragging the brush across my teeth. And then I went to bed and literally imagined myself still in the mall, talking with my friends. So I was just audibly talking to myself in bed.

Anyway, the end. See ya later. This took 2 days to write.