Work

So I get to work late because the door was locked for some reason so when I’m at the desk I’m quickly trying to fly through this paper work, and then some twat comes up to me and is like “ mate, you don’t work here I’m calling security” but I was almost finished engineering an elaborate mechanism to function as wings out of this paper so I fly out of the window but I missed it and knocked a hole in the wall so now I have free bricks to construct an extension to my house and a minor concussion but it’s all good. Just to think I have to do all of it again tomorrow I hate work ughhhhh