Mission Impossible ...

So there I was at the Food Court at the mall doing some people watching. As I sat there having an ice cream, suddenly out of nowhere, I feel a strong pain and rumbling noise in my lower stomach. Up ahead I see the restroom sign and I quickly head for it. Walk in and in a bit of an emergency take the first available stall. On the toilet I let nature take over. Waiting with not much to do, I notice an old Manila envelope leaning up against the wall. My curiosity got the best of me. So I open it and pull out this real old fashion tape recorder. So yeah, sitting on the toilet I push the ON button. Suddenly, this deep mysterious voice comes on and says ..

“ Good morning, Mr. Phelps. Your mission if you decide to accept it ... As always, should you or any member of your IM Force be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your action. This message will self destruct in five seconds.

Suddenly the stall began to fill with white smoke. I looked to my left to make a fast getaway, only to realize I was out of toilet paper...

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