The alleged life of user Autocorreckt

Hey y'all, they put braces on my teeth FINALLY after all my sorting out of insurance an shitttt 

Yuh so I'm braced for a year and a half.

I'm swallowing my food whole rn.

They look cool but I'm already so sick of them, but that's not the point, it's for my teeth so they don't get upset and leave.

I'm rewriting my resumé and listing some shit to sell online 2nite , shawty blowin up goin cold. 

I make and sell a lot of shit, rn I'm selling some groups of patches I made. Patches to sew on your clothes if you're a punk ass bitch, it's me, I'm bitches.

I go back in 10 weeks to have my braces adjusted, and I'm going to change the band colours every time and try my best to not repeat any colour combinations, I wanna do it all and make a million.

Aww I'm so hot.

Stay tuned, Looney tunes