I'm going to be president of the world

I think all of us, at one point in our lives, have wanted to be president of the world.

"Free puppies for everybody!"

"No school!"

"World Peace!"

And I think I can confidently say that us grade schoolers literally would have done a better job at running our country then the people who are in charge now.

*Eghrm*

Anyway, dream jobs. Lawyers, Doctors, Firefighters, Police officers, and maybe the occasional drug dealer or hit man.

All of us have dream jobs. Which is what I'm going to talk about today.

(Oh my god this fucking london fog I made is so good. Probably because I added like 10 stevia packets and half the vanilla extract bottle)

Back when I was a kid, I had dreams and spirit. Which have been crushed now but that's beside the point.

I wanted to be... an artist! 

Back then nobody took into consideration how bad or hard certain careers could be but I wanted to make paintings and sell them for millions of dollars. And tbh I bet I seriously could but I don't want to spoil something I love by making money off of it and completely depending on it.

Then 7th grade rolled along and I realized how much fun building modern houses in minecraft was. (I seriously used to like modern architecture back then which literally shivers my timbers and makes me want to throw up) So bam. Architecture. All I knew was that I got to design houses. I didn't even realize how much math goes into it and how instead of designing some luxury house, I could literally be designing a Taco Bell bathroom. 

But hell, that Taco Bell bathroom would have been the pinnacle of bathroom architecture.

And even after that horrifying realization, I still thought it would be fun, even if I had to spend all of my life working up the ladder until I could design whatever I wanted.

Then 8th grade. Hm. I think I'm too stupid to use that much math every day. Given my intellect, I'd probably create the most extravagant tallest building in the world then have it crumble down in 2 days just because I forgot to Carry the Zero. (good song btw)

So what doesn't use that much math? Hospitally jobs. (I forgot the word)

I was going to be a surgeon. 

I've never really gotten grossed out by surgery on those tv shows and stuff and (not in a psychopathic way) was kind of interested in the procedures. Not like I was watching surgery videos in my free time tho. But I mainly wanted to be a surgeon cause omfg you could make big bucks like be fr I would have my own mansion and literally all of the Rolls Royce and Gucci cars I could ever want. 

Then I thought about how gross surgery actually is like eeeuuugghhh imagine how it smells??? Idk. So what is a hospitally job that doesn't require me to jumble up peoples insides? (Omg I jsut realized what I wrote could be taken a completely different way.)

Just being a normal family docotr!

But then there's having to look at peoples no no parts and weird diseases. So no.

Back to architecture and engineering I guess. 

*A few months later*

"I'm getting my braces off god damn finally I hate these stupid mother fucking dumb ass pieces of hell torture instruments pokey wire food catching ugly janky ass braces. Huh. I kind of wish I could see what their doing. Ooh. Dentistry would be kinda cool..."

Yep. And that's what I've stuck with ever since. Dentistry or Orthopedics. You make big bucks, you don't have to look at super gross yucky stuff (Unless people don't brush their teeth) and I'm kind of interested in it. So yeah. I guess that's kind of what I'm gonna do. So my goal in life is to completely destroy everybody in High School so I can then get accepted into the best University and then go to medical school. (I totally know what I'm talking about)

So yep. That's it. Now get outta here. Like srsly.

Shoo Shoo. Now get.