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This week in D&D: Anakin has been arrested for killing Karens. I have no regrets.
Update: Obi-Wan and Anakin cannot have serious conversations sober so we're having it high instead.
I cannot say enough how funny the Force Bond has been this is a conversation that we'll be returning to but right now Anakin's just sad and high.
I also just want to say while this is going on we are attempting a prison break in the vc.
Larry: "I possessed the forest."
Anakin: "That's great! I killed a Karen! Wanna be best friends? :D"
Vader: "yeah let's be best friends!"
LARRY LOOKS LIKE JARETH WE JUST BROKE THE GOBLIN KING OUT OF PRISON
To wrap this up I haven't laughed this hard and I won a dungeonie for all my antics thank you and good night.
So this week's session wasn't like...uneventful but it was emotional in all the ways I expected so nothing caught me off guard.
Until the end. I used my fish wisdom to ask about Palpatine's universe and learning that in his universe Anakin became a Sith combined with what Anakin /thinks/ happened in that universe.
It's going to be a time...
Anyways just to brief summary we entered Larry's labyrinth, got assigned a quest to get his magic book, and had social time. Mando threatening Vader and the Palps/Luke/Padme convo were def highlights but some other good ones were:
- Anakin telling Leia he loves her. Which wholesome.
- Thrawn tried to marry Vader to Larry
- Obi-Wan gave Anakin a boa and the boys admitted they care about each other.
- Vader giving Leia the Japor snippet.
"Palpatine is kosher" I MISSED DND
OH NO THERE'S SAND EVERYWHERE AND I'M PLAYING ANAKIN.
Leia: "Luke, brother, what do you think of this crown?"
Luke, who just rolled a Nat 1: "It's shiny"
I'm being told I'm not allowed to stab walls and I'm sad.
"Anakin has to make a roll for Wisdom"
Me, with my terrible Wisdom stat. "Oh no"
Palpatine, upon taking damage in a pit: That's half my health. That's half my health. TT-TT
Palpatine keeps getting hurt I can't stop laughing he's just so fucked.
Obi-Wan: Use the Force
Leia: Oh yeah, I could do that.
*rolls a three* this is gonna be one of those nights
Me: I poke where Obi-Wan's feet should be with a stick
Jamie (our Obi-Wan): I smack Anakin's hand away
This was far funnier to me than it had any right to be thank you invisible boots.
Gail (Our DM): Just so you know, Obi-Wan and Palpatine still have the fruit.
The entire D&D group: Oh no
Jamie: I also still have the boas!
Immediately followed after Palpatine wants to force somebody to eat it by Sky (Vader) saying: I don't have to worry I can't eat.
Couples activities this fine dnd session, committing homicide with your wife.
Alex (our Leia): *comes into the session late*
Are the cultists cute?
Literally everybody else in the call: NO
Alex: Din, do you need a band-aid?????
Me: Are they character band-aids? I want one!
Starry (Our Guest DM, normally Luke): They're Minion band-aids
LEIA SUCCESSFULLY INTIMIDATED VADER I'M
Chris (our Padme): It's this thing called "lying"
Starry: I've never heard of it.
Padme, Anakin, and Luke: Okay we gotta investigate what's going on with the cult.
Leia, Din, and Vader: Ring toss! Pie! Food!
*bursts out laughing because we still have the side quest music on as we find out the cult leader got the amulet*
Leia: Did /you/ even ask what she wanted.
Me: Nervous laughter from half the cast
Is it gay to be impressed with your boyfriend when he stabs a few cultists to death? Think Luke might be very gay right now guys.
Vader, to the cult leader: Are you sure you want to do this to be with your wife? It didn't work for me, it won't work for you.
Leia: You better hope I kill you because you'll wish I did.
Vader: Or else I will.
Leia: Or else he will, wait what?
Forgets I'm playing Anakin for a second: Can I flirt with the performer we're trying to help?
I did not ask this ic but I did think it a lot.
This was the end of the session btw I just latched onto this NPC by accident.
We have spent fifteen minutes shit posting instead of actually doing something reasonable in the dnd game it's off to a great start.
Anakin: I don't really care what happens to the locals? They've kinda been assholes and we need to keep moving. If the fight happens around them it's fine.
Obi-Wan: "Life is sacred Anakin."
Palpatine: "I'm proud of you Anakin"
Anakin: You both are really misunderstanding here.
(I'm not actually salty though I laughed so hard when that happened.)
Padme: You could probably fit me in a suitcase.
Starry: Don't give anyone any ideas.
We walked into an invisible people cult and evidently that was the safer path.
Starry: We should've just left Palpatine there, then he could've become their leader.
I am purposefully making a terrible decision and I have no regrets.
OH WE'RE FINALLY FIGHTING THE MONSTER I SUMMONED THE MONSTER.
Obi-Wan is mad at me now but ya know.
I FINALLY GOT TO DOUSE THE MOSNTER IN THE STOLEN POISON I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT FOR WEEKS. (Tl:dr I bottled acidic blood like five weeks ago just to do that and now I just get to do that now. :3)
...Din critted, dealt a shit ton of damage, and murdered it in one hit. This is following the pattern of every battle thus far. Jen we stan.
Isabella (our Palpatine) keeps rolling high on Dexterity and the idea of Palpatine rolling high on Dexterity is so funny I'm
Obi-Wan: I'm gonna put some wheat in my mouth.
DM: You lose two health points
Jamie (Obi-Wan): I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABY
Anakin: *looks at a delimbed corpse* Hey Vader, look, it's you.
To everybody's surprise, not!Jareth betrayed us.
Somebody I did not catch who, at Padme: WHy do you have some sand in your bag??????
Anakin: To punish me
Jamie: Where in the modern world are we?
Our DM: You're in Florida.
Jamie: I'M GOING TO FIND THEM.
Me and Jen: WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!
We just destroyed the world we were in I'm
So we might have accidentally also made a universe where Vader dies on Mustafar and Padme lives and the empire never forms in Palpatine's universe and that's the funniest part.
Obi-Wan, at Bo: I know your sister. I know your sister quite yell. ;) (Dnd liveblogging might be cut short but we'll see.)
(One shot for tonight so we have Bo instead of Din.)
Things I almost said in dnd referencing my Nyanakin bot: I'm just a simple house cat. Why did I play Nekopara again? I hate myself.
Anakin: What do you mean your master's dead wife? That's-- *stops because Obi-wan is right there* Uh... Also the chaos of having three generations of Skywalker in one game is chaotic.
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