TGCF recap from memory

THINGS TO REMEMBER: 

1.My english is not the best 

2. I might miss or mistake some details/dialogues/characters traits

3. I was speed reading the book so I don't remember much :D 

Dont forget spoiler warning!!

BOOK 1

OK we first begin with our main char, xie lian ascending into heaven. As soon as people see xie lian, they are groaning out of annoyance bc this is the 3rd time he had ascended.

Xie lian doesn't know if he should laugh or cry, then someone comes up to him, it's a pretty lady named Ling Wen, then she says "You just arrived yet you already made a mess, when you ascended it shook the whole ground resulting in few buildings going to where it was not supposed to be and a giant bell hitting a martial god, he's ok tho, anyway the damage fees would be like a million yuan."

"what??? how am i supposed to pay up for that yk im broke" Xie Lian was astonished. "Dw i got a mission for you and it will pay you handsomely, so yk there's this village crying for help, bc some bride kidnapping ghost is roaming around the village" Xie Lian ofc accepted the quest, but first of all he goes into this spiritual communication thingy and ask for assistance, nobody was willing to assist him so he's heading out all by himself.

He then descend into the mortal realm/earth, at the village there's this tea house and Xie Lian asked for this certain shrine (i forgot why he asked that) The tea guy says nuh uh there's no such shrine here, tho there is one shrine near the outskirts. Xie Lian felt it was weird bc the God-(I FORGOT WHO, prob Pei??)- who has the shrine should be famous and should be everywhere. After that he sits down, suddenly Ling Wen called him thru spiritual device, "Hey, uh there will be 2 generals that will accompany you, they bark a lot" Xie Lian looks in front of him and suddenly there are two people sitting at the same table, they both have silly ponytails and scary expressions 

"Ling Wen, Ling Wen, are you sure they're not here to murder me??... *beep* *beep* *beep* LING WEN??" Ling Wen had disconnected. "so, mind telling-" "NAN FENG" "FU YAO" Xie Lian kinda shocked.. i think, honestly i forgot what they talk abt after that conversation, defo something about the mission and that Nan Feng is working for Martial God Feng Xin? and Fu Yao is working for Martial Mu Qing, i might've switched that up. Not so long after there's a commotion outside, they come to check that up. Turns out there are a bunch of bandits terrorizing this this girl and bandage boy. Xie Lian, being a badass that he is, proceed to beat the shit out of those bandits- well to be exact he just scares and  warn them to not mess with them again. Apperantly the reason why the commotion happened was bc the boy was getting the "bride kidnapping ghost" allegations but the girl defended him saying that he's not and that he's just a poor boy. After the bandits ran away, Xie Lian heads to the girl, looking at her injured leg he then rips off some of his cloth "Are you alrigh-" "WAH PERVERT" the girl ran away. Xie Lian was literally like this(゜o゜;

now that i think about it making a recap would take so much time gah