WHAT IS GOING ON

HAD THE WILDEST DREAM it was so much it was too much to explain but it was in my office, my friends were there one was super depressed and had a half brother who was on hard drugs and our desks were also beds and my friends desk was opposite mine so we were chillin talking shit and vibin and a girl got in my bed lmao and then i made eggs and bacon in the office kitchen (im a fucking vegetarian) and proceeded to be upset when there was meat in my food (i fucking made the food) and then this guy from customer relations department went to the kitchen whilst i was secretly eating my weird egg bacon but picking the bacon out monstrosity and he got some yogurt from the fridge i was like WTF U HAVE YOGURT???? and he was like yeah bro i was like bro thats fire i neeeeed to buy some too and then one of the CEOs came out and saw me eating and was like heyy and my other friend was there jess and the CEO was like ah ur on lunch? i was like yeahh (i was lying) and jess with her fatass mouth was like "hes not on lunch but he SHOULD be but hes not cus he wants to go later w his friend" (the friend whos depressed) AND I GOT SO ANGRY AND ANNOYED WITH JESS I WAS LIKE BROOOOOOOOO WHY COULDNT U JUST LIE OR SAY NOTHING STFU WHYD U FEEL THE NEED TO SPEAK GOD U FUCKING LITTLE SNITCH ASS UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and i like grabbed her cheeks and squeezed them cus i was so annoyed but obviously i wasnt gonna hit her cus shes my friend and a woman so i just squeezed her cheeks and was like "CMON"

AND SO

i woke up at like 2am drank tons of water then immediately started sending voicenotes to my friend (who was sitting next to my desk in the dream but wasnt the depressed one) and im here half asleep spamming him w voicenotes explaining the whole ass dream and when i send the third one it says seen and i start dying cus why u awake at 2am lmaooooo and so i tell him and hes dying as well cus he recently had a dream and he was like we're losing our mind cus we're dreaming about the office/ppl in the office and for some reason our friend jess is always the villain of the dream 😭😭😭😭😭 my boy said VILLAIN i was dying lmaoooo but hes not wrong she be the antagonist in our dreams she 100% the opps (we both love her) 

me, him and another friend are supposed to go the cinema later today (its 7am rn ive been up since i wokeup cus after the voicenotes i played destine 2 w my american friends) and watch creed III and antman 3. i really hope they dont bail cus itd be hilarious to hangout and talk about the dream lmaoooo. im gonna sleep now and maybe wakeup 10/11am and we'll prolly go around 5/6pm. theres an arcade nextdoor to the movies thats open late. Plus theres minigolf/bowling nextdoor as well so we can chill for the evening :)

this is a pretty accurate image of how i squeezed her cheeks (this girl in the picture isnt hurt shes just annoyed n yelling at him)