Just a small funny paragraph I wrote about my friend's cat and the murder of their Miku figure

It was a tragic event, one of great loss. A cat known for its amazing gracefulness, fighting for dominance over a global icon. The young feline walked into the room, as per his usual routine. Walking into his human’s room, seeing the one thing he feared. A figure of a blue haired girl, her dress looking magical like it’s from Alice In Wonderland. The feline boy walked over to the figure, ready to bring up a fight. The look in her eyes, it felt.. Rebellious. The blue haired idol’s life soon came to an end with a crash. Her beautiful hair is now missing one of its iconic ponytails. The cat stood triumph, knowing that the room both inhabited was his place to rule. Him and his human knew it. They tended to his every need without question. That’s the way it was supposed to be. From now until the end of his days, he shall hold the crown and rule over the house, and nobody and nothing would get in the way of that.