movie review [cocaine bear]

warning !!!!!!!!!!! this will contain spoilers.... for the movie... where the bear eats cocaine........

also ive never reviewed a movie before and im just goin off my personal tastes dont attack me i am just some silly guy

n e ways so???? this movie was pretty good at first id say... i like the dad erm his name was syd hes hot idc i dont take criticism i wish he wasnt an asshole tho... sighs. anyways

i think some parts of of it were a little too cliche... like when the park sheriff woman thing was like 'open  the door' and shoots the guy... i think everyone saw that comin. i thought itd be cool if she shot the bear and maybe thats why it would get pissed? but no. ahh oh no she flinched and killed the guy on her side... reaaal clever...

also when theyre at the trees... oomgg guys shes looking over the tree i wonder whats on the other side o_O omg its the bear aahhhh... yeah this coulda been done better. i mean i can appreciate that it not only chaged target but also was jus enjoying a good back rub for a while...

maybe its trying to be ironic? but sometimes its just too much.... [by the way i think the dad is hot did yall know that i like  him] yeah i just wish there wasnt so much predictable stuff... and the ambulance part couldve been done better. idk

also the mom??????? shes so badass i love her shoutout to her for slaying constantly 

OH THE PARK RANGER shes a ranger yeah. i like her. ermm she deserved better ... cmon man strapped into a vehicle asked to shoot a bear and then thrown out... who let this happen 

the kids are so funny... and the little girl was so smart my ass woulda sat down and given up loloololol

and the policeman deserved better he had a dog to care for :{ crime.............. 

btw did i mention that the dad is hot [i have horrible taste]

anyways 6.8/10 i might watch again but probably not it was pretty decent