WHY ALL THE GENRES I LISTEN TO SUCK

NU-METAL

not trve kvlt metal. listen to some real metal like Weezer.

DOOM METAL

why is it so slow? like, pick up the pace a lil' buddy. 

HARDCORE

why is it so fast? like, chill out with all the yelling about capitalism dude.

GOTH ROCK

it's just some British dudes mumbling about vampires and graveyards over some bass.

BLACK METAL

literally just sounds like TV static

(and on a serious note, there are so many deviously racist people in the scene💀)

DEATH METAL

dudes in cargo shorts growling like scooby-doo about gross shit like gore. 

also, it was made by people from Florida which automatically makes it terrible 

GRUNGE

the 90s called they want their MID music back

MIDWEST EMO

and finally the WORST genre. all these Rivers Cuomo wannabes just whine about their ex from 7 years ago. Their fans are all absolute dorks who can't talk to women. How bout instead of playing the goofiest time signatures you go outside and be in the vicinity of a girl. 

all of this was a joke btw 💀