Mechanics Prayer - Author Unknown

Our Skills. Who Art In Fixing. Hallowed Be Thy Hands. Thy Cars Will Come. Thy Will Be Done Changing Oil. As It Is Replacing Brakes. Give Us This Day With Our New Tools, And Forgive The Price Of Them. As We Forgive Those Who Lack Car Knowledge. Lead Us Not Into Many Scars. But Deliver Us From Stripped Bolts. AMEN