its not gay if you have socks on

pov: youre a witness in a custody trial, your bro is trying to get custody of his kid but his bitch of a wife is trying to get the jury on her side by saying that her ex husband is gay, and that two gay men cant raise a daughter. you quickly speak up and say “but we said no homo and we had socks on!” the wife’s lawyer smiles, and says, “isnt that a double negative?” you feel the blood drain from your face as you realize all along that you were having gay sex with your best bro. long story short your best bro wins custody and you two raise his daughter together as a gay couple