my boyfriend is a goober

so we play a dare game called "odds are" and if you dont know what its about basically we dare each other to do something dumb and the person being dared picks a random number (the higher the number the less likely it is you have to do the dumb thing, but more likely to be called a pussy x3) and we both say a number 1 through the number the person picked. if we say the same number, you have to do the dare, but if we dont nothing happens. 

so anyway,, he said "odds are you let me dip my balls in your chocolate milk" and i said 10 

he dipped his balls in my fucking milk

i cant decide if i hate him or love him

(spoiler allert, i love him)