Jesus or Satan who wins in a hands to hands fist fight in the octagon?

Who would win? well in my opinion Jesus has those wash board carpenter abs while Satan is half man half goat I bet those horns will do some damage YIKES!  I think it would end in a win for Satan because Jesus wouldn't be able to hurt Satan because of the teaching from the bible. With Jesus for fitting the match Satan would win. we aren't asking the real question Would Satan win against the Buddha in the octagon? we will never know.