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how does one blog? ill figure it out
does anyone read these idk, if ur reading this how was ur day? hope it was rad,
tell u what i miss- those phat ass tv's. like i used to have one and with those vhs tapes, my gay ass would sit there watching carebears and rainbow brite for hours. does anyone remember rainbow brite??? i swear no one does that that enrages me, not rlly, hyperbole, SEE THAT MISS LEWIS I DO PAY ATTENTION IN ENGLISH CLASS. she hates me lol.
Once i burped in her face LMAO i swear it was an accident. i burp a lot, im a burpy guy it just happens y'know. she was very upset with me, she bends down to give me my paper and i just sorta belched, IT SHOOK ME I WAS VERY SURPRISED and so was she clearly cuz whilst i was laughing my ass off she paced around the class for a solid 3 minutes like utterly gobsmacked. i did apologise but i was also laughing so i guess its not as genuine. other people were laughing too but i didn't realise that cuz my cackle is so god damn monstrous. there's two types of people in this world, those who find burps funny and those who dont. guess where i stand on that lol.
am i gross? most definitely.
yeah that's it. i have no excuse for my burps lol.
am i blogging right????
back onto what i was saying, uhhhhhhhhh....
right, old shit, i distinctly remember the 2000s being very dingy and yellow, do u get what i mean. like the rooms were so sparsely decorated and the lighting was so damn yellow, maybe we were just poor lol.
back to miss lewis, she hated me for multiple reasons it seems because this vendetta was far older than the burp incident. like she just never seemed to like me, but started up more after she EAVESDROPPED on MY convo. never a good thing to do. i was talking about ass hair, and no u dont need context to that, and she overheard and gave me the DIRTIEST glare. well excuseeee me princess, didn't know i had invited this 40 year old lady into my private convo.
pish posh, im out of highschool now.
im in sixth form so i still see her sometimes, give her a good ol wink when i see her lol...jk she dont deserve that. its just awkward avoidance lololol.
okay i think i'm done rambling for now, i've enlightened u ig.
hope u have a dope day lmao.
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Evo
LMAO IM CACKLING OVER UR BURP STORY- it caught me so off guard and the way you wrote it just broke me
I used my chunky TV to play VHS tapes of Barnie and Disney movies. I've never heard of Rainbow Brite oop
Also you're so right about everything being yellow??? My house is over 100 years old and all the lights (that aren't new) are yellow-ish. And the wallpaper that was in the kitchen b4 it got redone recently was kinda yellowed, but that was due to it being old. I think it was originally white
lol "excuuuuuse me princess" is an iconic quote
my day has been stressful (lots of dumb assignments) but i also made some t shirts so it's ok ig lol
IM GLAD SOMEONE SEES THE BEAUTY OF IT-- om i havent been on spacehey for like a month, and i joined like a month ago lol I GET DISTRACTED ITS NOT MY FAULT, u seem rad tho ngl the amount of times ive told that story and people just glare at me lololol but yeh fr like the lighting was so damn dingy is that how u spell it- dingy- mannn idk, sigh, hows ur day been? lol now that its like 12 days later
by Salem; ; Report
lol its okay. im normally bad with responding in a timely manner too.
anyone who doesn't appreciate your burp story is lame smh
my sister always tries to make the loudest burps possible to dissapoint my mom so i've heard some impressive burps in my time lol
u also seem rad! my days been pretty good. kinda hot where i am and so ive just been going to classes and sleeping lol My irl friend is performing at a gay gala rn so im all alone tonight *cries* how have u been?
by Evo; ; Report
so so very lame, all the homies burp proud. we rate it too, i've burped some hella impressive burps in my days, which is a lot of days because i am OMNIPRESENT. anywho, thank u! lolol, wait holy shit a GAY GALA???? idk what that is but i want that wtf the gall of them not inviting me, sure i might be v far away and i dont plan on doxxing myself on spacehey-- but my point still stands, whatever the fuck a gay gala is i want it. BUT HEY, alone time can be rad too lol. my days been alright i had the dopest bath, i dont usually have the patience for baths but it was v necessary and v chill and now i should probs sleep cuz its like 1 in the morning but like womp womp
by Salem; ; Report
"all the homies burp proud" - i am going to quote this from this day forward LOL
the gay gala was very cool. my friend was a part of the gay choir so that's why he was there (performing). there were really amazing queer celebrities there and i want to say who soooo bad because they're literally SO FREAKING ICONIC but alas, i do not wish to dox myself either lol.
Baths are awesome, though unfortunately, i cannot take baths anymore because my dorm does not have one *cry* I used to put Epson salt in that shit and VIBE
I see you're part of the no sleep club as well 🤝
by Evo; ; Report
sleep is for the mentally well, and i'm using space hey so clearly not a part of that community. BUT THAT SOUNDS AWESOME, no celebrities come where i live it's bullshit, BUT ya boi saving for a van so i can travel lol then maybe i'll see some cool people. I think hozier is coming nearby in a month or two but that's about it for the people i'm interested in seeing lol.
by Salem; ; Report
ooooo hopefully u can go see hozier
also VAN!?!??!? i really wanted to go on a big ass road trip this summer and just drive everywhere and travel- just experience the states and try different foods and see the sights or whatever else- but then i got a summer job 🧍🧍🧍
Alas, I am confined by the whims my capitalist overloads /lh
I hope you can get ur van 🙏🙏🙏
live my dream for me lol
by Evo; ; Report
hell yeah!! me and my best mate plan on travelling around in the van and just having more freedom, i got a part time job so thats how i'm saving- i get hella anxiety when spending money cuz im used to not having any lol so saving isn't too hard it just takes a while. it'll be worth it though!
by Salem; ; Report
that's a mood. i would always feel so guilty when spending money so saving has never been a problem lol. i wish u and ur friend luck on ur epic adventure!
by Evo; ; Report