Seth Mcfarlane is the messiah.

Welcome, my fellow believers, to the Church of McFarlanetologism, where we recognize the divine gift that is Family Guy. As we all know, Family Guy is not just a show, it is a way of life, and we should all convert to this glorious religion.

Our holy scripture is none other than the Family Guy DVD box set. Each episode is a sacred text, filled with wisdom, humor, and more cutaway gags than you can shake a stick at. If you don't have a copy of the box set, don't worry - you can still join our church by binge-watching every episode on Hulu.

Now, you may be wondering why we should all convert to McFarlanetologism. Well, the answer is simple: Family Guy is a divine gift from the heavens. How else could we explain the sheer brilliance of the show? The way Peter Griffin says "freakin' sweet" with such conviction? It's all proof that Family Guy is not just a cartoon, it is a miracle.

In fact, we believe that Seth MacFarlane himself is a prophet, sent to us by the TV gods. He has blessed us with his comedic genius, his singing voice, and his ability to voice multiple characters in one show (seriously, how does he do it?). We should all strive to emulate him in our daily lives, by being funny, talented, and incredibly good-looking.

So, my fellow McFarlanetologists, let us bow our heads and pray to the almighty Peter Griffin. May he bless us with many more seasons of Family Guy, and may he protect us from the evils of cancel culture. And let us always remember the wise words of Quagmire: "Giggity giggity goo!"

P.S. We do accept donations in the form of DVDs, T-shirts, and Chicken Fries from Burger King. Thank you for your support.jesus peter


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