a review on costco pizza

1 STAR. OUT OF TWO HUNDRED SEVENTY MILLION SIX THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED THIRTY TWO POSSIBLE STARS. TERRIBLE. WORST PIZZA EVER AND MY PARENTS WONT STOP BUYING IT. okay maybe not THE worst because school pizza’s pretty bad. but costco pizza is the second worst.

the cheese is terrible. its like rubber. what are they doing to get that texture, i don’t trust it. the sauce is always either too much or too little, never a normal amount. the crust is so thick and hard as a rock its nearly inedible. probably no one eats the crust but me but it still takes off points. its so GREASY. it is DRENCHED in oil, probably motor oil or something. NEON ORANGE FLAMING MOTOR OIL. why does it even need that much oil, who just wants a mouthful of soggy bread drenched in 18 gallons of oil?????? it barely even has any flavor besides weirdly vaguely spicy and gross. IM TIRED OF MY PARENTS FORCING ME TO EAT IT WHEN THEY DONT WANT TO COOK. PICK SOMETHING ELSE, i’d rather eat cold oatmeal than this garbage. i think they probably secretly put radioactive evil chemicals in it and they are going to TURN US ALL INTO ZOMBIES AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH THEIR TERRIBLE PIZZA. DO NOT EAT COSTCO PIZZA. BOYCOTT COSTCO PIZZA NOW.

COSTCO, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, BOOOOOO. DO BETTER