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1 STAR. OUT OF TWO HUNDRED SEVENTY MILLION SIX THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED THIRTY TWO POSSIBLE STARS. TERRIBLE. WORST PIZZA EVER AND MY PARENTS WONT STOP BUYING IT. okay maybe not THE worst because school pizza’s pretty bad. but costco pizza is the second worst.
the cheese is terrible. its like rubber. what are they doing to get that texture, i don’t trust it. the sauce is always either too much or too little, never a normal amount. the crust is so thick and hard as a rock its nearly inedible. probably no one eats the crust but me but it still takes off points. its so GREASY. it is DRENCHED in oil, probably motor oil or something. NEON ORANGE FLAMING MOTOR OIL. why does it even need that much oil, who just wants a mouthful of soggy bread drenched in 18 gallons of oil?????? it barely even has any flavor besides weirdly vaguely spicy and gross. IM TIRED OF MY PARENTS FORCING ME TO EAT IT WHEN THEY DONT WANT TO COOK. PICK SOMETHING ELSE, i’d rather eat cold oatmeal than this garbage. i think they probably secretly put radioactive evil chemicals in it and they are going to TURN US ALL INTO ZOMBIES AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH THEIR TERRIBLE PIZZA. DO NOT EAT COSTCO PIZZA. BOYCOTT COSTCO PIZZA NOW.
COSTCO, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, BOOOOOO. DO BETTER
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Leslie
YOU ARE ALL BEING BRAINWASHED BY THE EVIL RADIOACTIVE CHEMICALS IN COSTCO PIZZA
unless its just my costco, but i live in new york, our pizza is supposed to be good
Neil Wizard
Costo pizza sure done taste something foul, but you ain't never had no seven e-leven pete-zer if you think yer talkin bout the bottom of the barrel. (spoken in southern drawl)
i have not, fortunately i have managed to stay away from that place completely except for one time i got a slushie there and it was decent. but the place itself is… cursed… i wouldn’t trust it
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i hate you, Costco Pizza is SO good
xxshadowstripe
WHA??? I LUV THE COTSCO PIZZA SM...