cats are bastards

new two month old kitten (blob) won't leave my poor almost-four year old cat (patches) alone... poor man is being chased down every hour of every day and she is a BASTARD! i have to physically move her away sometimes bc he starts hissing (which i have heard exactly twice in the whole four years ive had him up til now, btw). no idea if they're play fighting or if patches is pissed at her or what but my man is FED UP! he keeps hiding inside the fucking recliner chair in my living room and nobody can find him for hours