List of actual things I've said unironically

- "Wowie bo-dowie!"

- "Gee willikers!"

- "CHRIST ON A BIKE!"

- "Oh crab apples!"

- Accidentally combining the above to create "OH CHRIST APPLES!"

- "ONLY SUPER MARIO CAN SAVE US NOW"

- "SWEET MAMA CHEESE PIES!"

- "ZOMGA!"

- "Cross my heart, hope to die, stick some needles in my eye"

Probably more that I cant remember LMAO