TOP 5 EVIL FOODS THAT ARE QUICK AND EASY TO MAKE

IN ORDER TO SUSTAIN A PROPER EVIL LIFE, YOU NEED TO SUSTAIN A PROPER EVIL DIET. BUT OFTEN SUSTENANCE CAN BE ARDUOUS AND TOILING. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ HERE ARE A FEW RECIPES I LIKE TO MAKE WHEN IM TIRED FROM A LONG DAY OF EVIL DEEDS AND SCHEMING.

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1:AN EVIL SANDWICH

IN ORDER TO MAKE THIS DELICIOUSLY EVIL SANDWICH, YOULL NEED FOUR SLICES OF BREAD, FOUR SLICES OF BREAD, FOUR SLICES OF BREAD, AND 0.0157 CUBIC METERS OF KETCHUP. PUT THE KETCHUP IN THE BREAD. PEANUT BUTTER

2:AN EVIL SALAD

WHEN YOU ARE DESPERATE FOR GREENS, THIS EVIL SALAD NEVER FAILS TO DELIVER! YOU'LL NEED:

NO GREENS

MUSTARD

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MUSTARD

MUSTARD

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3:FLIES

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5: MARGARINE

WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN, THE FUNNY CLOWN IS IN TOWN TO TURN YOUR FROWN UP SIDE DOWN! ON THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER, TWO WOMEN WERE CHARGED WITH ARMED ROBBERY AT A GROCERY STORE NEAR LINCOLNSHIRE. WITNESSES ON THE SCENE SAY THEY SAW THE PERPETRATORS STRUGGLING TO PARALLEL PARK OUTSIDE OF THE CRIME SCENE, BEFORE ENTERING THE STORE AND SWINDLING THE OWNER OF EVERYTHING HE HAD.

6: IF YOU'RE EVER FEELING PECKISH, AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE EVIL ENERGY TO PREPARE AN EVIL MEAL, HERE ARE FIVE QUICK AND EVIL RECIPES TO DARKEN YOUR DESOLATE DAY. FOLLOW ME! COME QUICKLY! HURRY HURRY! OVER HERE!

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