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Pirates are literally so cool and they need to return. I want to PILAGE and DESTROY and SING SEA SHANTIES. I want to design a super cool flag that strikes fear into the hearts of all. When people hear my name I want them to go “Watch out for Tori the Terrible of the Dangercrab Pirates.” Please bring back pirates I beg of you.
Bring back pirates
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paws
i am so willing to join the pirate crew. we WILL sing sea shanties and we WILL dance
YESSSSS!!!! we will PILAGE and PLUNDER!!!
by Tori ^-^; ; Report
w4t3rm3l0n
Well you could bring back pirates if you really wanted to!
Step 1: Get a boating license and buy a boat. You would need to be super rich to do this though. Also you need to decorate it with barrels and chests and stuff.
Step 2: Find a crew. They need to be DEDICATED and LOYAL and if they aren't you just throw them overboard.
Step 3: Design a flag and pick your piratey name.
Step 4: Buy or make some piratey clothes so you and your crew look the part.
Step 5: Set sail! Just travel around the world burying treasure and exploring desert islands and brutally murdering your enemies. Eventually people will be inspired by you and they'll become pirates too and you'll all live happily ever after the end!
Hello watermelon would you like to join my pirate crew.
Pros:
Free Wi-Fi, good healthcare benefits, pirates are cool
Cons:
None
by Tori ^-^; ; Report
YES I want to join your pirate crew xD
by w4t3rm3l0n; ; Report
Gray
They still exist. They just don't do all the 'pirate' things anymore and use modern guns