another silly questionnaire

thank u tae for the questionnaire :)

what band do you wish you could be in, from any time era? i wanna be the fourth member of perfume

what was your screen name on AIM? (if you weren't around for that, what's your gamer tag/alias) my username/gamertag for pretty much everything is glitterpresident and if that doesn't fit scuderiaems

if you were a bird, where would you fly to, who/what would you shit on? i think id just fly around and enjoy the scenery. maybe i'd shit on ben shapiro

would you rather: be rich, alone, and hated..or poor but admired by everyone? poor and admired

pick one: teleportation or the ability to stop time teleportation

what artist would you love to collaborate with? i wanna design and produce a music video for a song on matt watson's new album :)

name a place that you would rather die than go visit: idk north korea probably

pick one: wear shutter shades for a week / wear flip flops with long socks for a week: shutter shades would be a pain in the ass but i refuse the sensory hell of flip flops and socks

who was the last person to unintentionally make you smile? ur mom. jk probably my fiance

name a phrase or two you started saying to be ironic, but ended up becoming part of your vocabulary: deez nuts / joe mama

have you ever felt bad for being right about something? eh maybe?

do you hate talking on the phone? i actually don't hate it

what is your least favorite social media platform and why is it Facebook? facebook isn't bad, good for keeping in touch w/relatives and old pals from school. twitter is way worse imo

pick one: see into the future / change the past; see the future, changing the past would make shit in the present way too different and complicated

if you had to play a card game 1 hour a day for a week straight, what would it be? (not restricted to traditional card games, trading card games also count) probably cards against humanity or dutch blitz

pick one: pool / hot tub: pool :)

if you were re-incarnated as a Pokémon whomst would it be? sylveon

do you think Coca-Cola(tm) tastes better in a glass bottle or is there literally no difference? it does taste better because glass bottle coke is made with real sugar

if you were the creator of a cartoon/comic/anime/manga what would it be about? probably a magical girl concept

make up a slang term and define it for us: dashspunking: the act of nutting into a jar with a rainbow dash figure inside

the best time of my day is when i get to ___________ eat dessert :)

name a celebrity you would like to have a civil conversation with and one you would like to yell at: civil conversation with lewis hamilton, yell at nikita mazepin

what did you do on your most enjoyable birthday celebration? if all your birthdays sucked, what would be the ideal birthday for you? usually every year i just go to dinner with my family and fiance and then open a few gifts. that's enjoyable enough for me

would you rather live on a farm in the middle of nowhere or live in a tiny studio apartment right in the middle of everything? i already live in an apartment in the middle of everything and it's awesome

if you were given the ability to communicate with animals for a day would you do it or would you fear what they might say? i wanna talk to animals!!

what game are you horrible at but still have fun playing? sonic adventure 2 lol. i just play city escape over and over

name two activities you wish you could do simultaneously but it just isn't possible do work while resting lol