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AITA for causing absolute chaos? I, (49M) woke up. I went up the stairs of my basement and walked into the kitchen. I greeted my wife (17F) and grabbed hot pockets from the freezer. As I began to place the hot pockets into the microwave, I asked her what the kids (8M) (7M) were doing. She replied, "oh they're upstairs playing something." "What are they playing?" I replied. "I don't know, For-" I grabbed her and screamed at her. "WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE THEY PLAYING???" she sobbed "i- i don't know i last saw them playing fo-" I slammed her into the ground. I let out a battle cry. I grabbed a can of monster energy and stormed upstairs. As I ran I chugged the monster energy down so I could keep moving. I ran into the room with the TV and console. They didn't hear me as they had headphones. I looked at the tv. I screamed. They were playing Fortnite. I threw the can of monster energy at my son's (7M) head. He yelled out. I stormed towards him, grabbed him, and slammed him into the tv, breaking it. I grabbed the console. His brother (8M) screamed and cried and tried to run to the door, but before he reached it I threw the console at him. He screamed and fell, and I began to beat him with one of the controllers lying around. It smashed into pieces and I began using my hands. I slammed my buff right arm into him until he stopped crying and moving and his chest stopped rising. I turned to his brother, (7M) who was on the floor crying. I picked him up. He begged for mercy. "NO MERCY FOR PLAYING THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥! FOR ANTIWORK!" I slammed him down into the floor. I began to pound him with my fist in the nose. While hitting him I began to hear sirens. ♥♥♥♥. It's them. That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ must have called them. I charged downstairs, son still in hand and screaming, and ran out the door. Police cars were lined infront of the house. My wife was sitting in an ambulance at the end of the street. Officers aimed their weapons at me. "Put the child down now!"
I could hear more sirens in the distance. "♥♥♥♥ YOU PIG!" I screamed. I quickly slammed down my son, headfirst, into the street, caving his head in. "FOR GENZEDONG!" I charged toward the officers. They opened fire on me, bullets ripping into my fat belly. I roared out. I retreated back into the house. I remembered my hot pockets were in the microwave. I went to grab them. They were cold as it had been 10 minutes since I heated them. I stuffed them into my mouth and tucked the rest under my triple chin. 2 cops (32M) (26M) with shotguns ran into the house and fired at me. I roared as the shells slammed into my fat at 1200 ft per second. I charged them and they retreated screaming. I quickly grabbed extra doritos and monster energy and charged outside. I roared loud. Police cars were flooding the streets around my house as bullets flew into me. I moved on forward absorbing the bullets. I turned to where the ambulance was parked. It sped forward with a police escort. I roared and smashed through 2 police cars, smashing the leg of an officer (27M), and got into one of the cars. I munched down some hot pockets to heal the dozens of bullet wounds in me and put the car into drive. I ran over a random squirrel (4M) and sped to the ambulance. However, the car began to screech against the street as my weight was pushing it down. I continued. A helicopter flew over me. The car slammed down into the ground completely as the wheels were destroyed, and I slammed into a minivan (Honda Odyssey)with a family inside it at 38 MPH. The car then slammed into a house and crushed someone (72F). A swat truck and 6 police cars stopped next to the crash site. Dozens of rounds from the M4s the swat team had flew into me. I could feel my energy going down. I reached for hot pockets, but realized I lost them. I screamed out and cried. 17 police officers pinned me down and chained my hands and legs.
It's been 2 weeks. The governor (54M) lifted the ban on the death penalty and I am going to be executed with 38,000 volts of electricity. I think this is unfair and my actions are completely justified.
So Reddit, AITA?
AITA for causing absolute chaos? I, (49M) woke up. I went up the stairs of my basement and walked into the kitchen. I greeted my wife (17F) and grabbed hot pockets from the freezer. As I began to place the hot pockets into the microwave, I asked her what the kids (8M) (7M) were doing. She replied, "oh they're upstairs playing something." "What are they playing?" I replied. "I don't know, For-" I grabbed her and screamed at her. "WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE THEY PLAYING???" she sobbed "i- i don't know i last saw them playing fo-" I slammed her into the ground. I let out a battle cry. I grabbed a can of monster energy and stormed upstairs. As I ran I chugged the monster energy down so I could keep moving. I ran into the room with the TV and console. They didn't hear me as they had headphones. I looked at the tv. I screamed. They were playing Fortnite. I threw the can of monster energy at my son's (7M) head. He yelled out. I stormed towards him, grabbed him, and slammed him into the tv, breaking it. I grabbed the console. His brother (8M) screamed and cried and tried to run to the door, but before he reached it I threw the console at him. He screamed and fell, and I began to beat him with one of the controllers lying around. It smashed into pieces and I began using my hands. I slammed my buff right arm into him until he stopped crying and moving and his chest stopped rising. I turned to his brother, (7M) who was on the floor crying. I picked him up. He begged for mercy. "NO MERCY FOR PLAYING THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥! FOR ANTIWORK!" I slammed him down into the floor. I began to pound him with my fist in the nose. While hitting him I began to hear sirens. ♥♥♥♥. It's them. That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ must have called them. I charged downstairs, son still in hand and screaming, and ran out the door. Police cars were lined infront of the house. My wife was sitting in an ambulance at the end of the street. Officers aimed their weapons at me. "Put the child down now!" I could hear more sirens in the distance. "♥♥♥♥ YOU PIG!" I screamed. I quickly slammed down my son, headfirst, into the street, caving his head in. "FOR GENZEDONG!" I charged toward the officers. They opened fire on me, bullets ripping into my fat belly. I roared out. I retreated back into the house. I remembered my hot pockets were in the microwave. I went to grab them. They were cold as it had been 10 minutes since I heated them. I stuffed them into my mouth and tucked the rest under my triple chin. 2 cops (32M) (26M) with shotguns ran into the house and fired at me. I roared as the shells slammed into my fat at 1200 ft per second. I charged them and they retreated screaming. I quickly grabbed extra doritos and monster energy and charged outside. I roared loud. Police cars were flooding the streets around my house as bullets flew into me. I moved on forward absorbing the bullets. I turned to where the ambulance was parked. It sped forward with a police escort. I roared and smashed through 2 police cars, smashing the leg of an officer (27M), and got into one of the cars. I munched down some hot pockets to heal the dozens of bullet wounds in me and put the car into drive. I ran over a random squirrel (4M) and sped to the ambulance. However, the car began to screech against the street as my weight was pushing it down. I continued. A helicopter flew over me. The car slammed down into the ground completely as the wheels were destroyed, and I slammed into a minivan (Honda Odyssey)with a family inside it at 38 MPH. The car then slammed into a house and crushed someone (72F). A swat truck and 6 police cars stopped next to the crash site. Dozens of rounds from the M4s the swat team had flew into me. I could feel my energy going down. I reached for hot pockets, but realized I lost them. I screamed out and cried. 17 police officers pinned me down and chained my hands and legs. It's been 2 weeks. The governor (54M) lifted the ban on the death penalty and I am going to be executed with 38,000 volts of electricity. I think this is unfair and my actions are completely justified. So Reddit, AITA?
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thingerthing
erm,,, i don't think this reddit......
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AITA for causing absolute chaos? I, (49M) woke up. I went up the stairs of my basement and walked into the kitchen. I greeted my wife (17F) and grabbed hot pockets from the freezer. As I began to place the hot pockets into the microwave, I asked her what the kids (8M) (7M) were doing. She replied, "oh they're upstairs playing something." "What are they playing?" I replied. "I don't know, For-" I grabbed her and screamed at her. "WHAT THE
ARE THEY PLAYING???" she sobbed "i- i don't know i last saw them playing fo-" I slammed her into the ground. I let out a battle cry. I grabbed a can of monster energy and stormed upstairs. As I ran I chugged the monster energy down so I could keep moving. I ran into the room with the TV and console. They didn't hear me as they had headphones. I looked at the tv. I screamed. They were playing Fortnite. I threw the can of monster energy at my son's (7M) head. He yelled out. I stormed towards him, grabbed him, and slammed him into the tv, breaking it. I grabbed the console. His brother (8M) screamed and cried and tried to run to the door, but before he reached it I threw the console at him. He screamed and fell, and I began to beat him with one of the controllers lying around. It smashed into pieces and I began using my hands. I slammed my buff right arm into him until he stopped crying and moving and his chest stopped rising. I turned to his brother, (7M) who was on the floor crying. I picked him up. He begged for mercy. "NO MERCY FOR PLAYING THAT 
GAME YOU LITTLE 
! FOR ANTIWORK!" I slammed him down into the floor. I began to pound him with my fist in the nose. While hitting him I began to hear sirens. 
. It's them. That 
piece of 
must have called them. I charged downstairs, son still in hand and screaming, and ran out the door. Police cars were lined infront of the house. My wife was sitting in an ambulance at the end of the street. Officers aimed their weapons at me. "Put the child down now!" I could hear more sirens in the distance. "
YOU PIG!" I screamed. I quickly slammed down my son, headfirst, into the street, caving his head in. "FOR GENZEDONG!" I charged toward the officers. They opened fire on me, bullets ripping into my fat belly. I roared out. I retreated back into the house. I remembered my hot pockets were in the microwave. I went to grab them. They were cold as it had been 10 minutes since I heated them. I stuffed them into my mouth and tucked the rest under my triple chin. 2 cops (32M) (26M) with shotguns ran into the house and fired at me. I roared as the shells slammed into my fat at 1200 ft per second. I charged them and they retreated screaming. I quickly grabbed extra doritos and monster energy and charged outside. I roared loud. Police cars were flooding the streets around my house as bullets flew into me. I moved on forward absorbing the bullets. I turned to where the ambulance was parked. It sped forward with a police escort. I roared and smashed through 2 police cars, smashing the leg of an officer (27M), and got into one of the cars. I munched down some hot pockets to heal the dozens of bullet wounds in me and put the car into drive. I ran over a random squirrel (4M) and sped to the ambulance. However, the car began to screech against the street as my weight was pushing it down. I continued. A helicopter flew over me. The car slammed down into the ground completely as the wheels were destroyed, and I slammed into a minivan (Honda Odyssey)with a family inside it at 38 MPH. The car then slammed into a house and crushed someone (72F). A swat truck and 6 police cars stopped next to the crash site. Dozens of rounds from the M4s the swat team had flew into me. I could feel my energy going down. I reached for hot pockets, but realized I lost them. I screamed out and cried. 17 police officers pinned me down and chained my hands and legs. It's been 2 weeks. The governor (54M) lifted the ban on the death penalty and I am going to be executed with 38,000 volts of electricity. I think this is unfair and my actions are completely justified. So Reddit, AITA?