a (joke) fanfic my friend made about hobo spiderman from into the spiderverse 😨

Hobo spider man x the homeless cockroaches in his cardboard box 

18+ ! the cockroach look like

hot

And of course spiderman

lawrd hav mercy

Ok chapter one

Pest control gone very wrong !!!!!!!

Hobo spiderman was awaken to a crhrhhrhrhrhs 

it was the sound of his enemy cockroach 

Cockroach had their hair in a messy bun and big fat red dress

Hobo spider man was blushin and kicking his big feet!!!! He was caught staring tho so he ran way far far away to a place in a small town in ohio state 

But cockroach chased after him like chchhshhwdhdh like a police officer or something !!!

And roachcock was like “stop bae” and hobo said”DFYUFG::H:H” and the  the roach grabbed his cheeseburger buns

Chapter two 

Eat like a king whos on a budget

Corochyboo was dining in with all the melted cheese and extra meat in the burger because he got the whooper special!!!! It was very special

Because he was sharing it with his now homohobo boyfriend from the hit 2021, grammy awarded movie called into the spiderverse!!

Hobospiderman said 

AUSGYSHJGSAHUIPTy89[r3y89[rt7p9y8p9q09dwb

Which made corocchpookie blush so hard he could feel his toe nails tapping

They leandded into eachother romantically and cutely and shared the most jaw dropping toe sweating rocky growling blue shocked emoji steam out the ears choo choo train bri looking at my feet explosive crazy wild most massive whooper together. After they finished 547 whooper deals in one night they went to sleep together in homohobos lil cardboardbox decorated in cute yellow stains. 

Then the words cowroachpookiebaboookie had been DYING to hear out of his husbands mouth came out..

“ARSTGAHGSGHBHJGY7t83et87p34y8[ 94gwhio’few3r ty 8[9fr7fegwi”

 The end