IM LITERALLY OBSESSED WITH HIM

(tldr at the end)

you guys dont understand, im literally in love with Leon Kennedy. i know hes a fictional character but oh my god i love him so much. UGH I LOVE HIS TERRIBLE JOKES ESPECIALLY IN RESIDENT EVIL 4??? OH MY GOD??? oh my god i literally love his dry humor so much. I GUESS MINE IS TOO IF IM GIGGLING AT EVERY STUPID THING HE SAYS??

 "wheres everyone going? Bingo?” LIKE?? omfg istg if it was anyone else who said that it wouldnt be funny but it is because its Leon??? OH AND "im sure you boys didnt just tag along so we can sing kumbaya together at some boy scout bonfire... or maybe you did” LITERALLY LEFT THEM SPEECHLESS 

hes literally so perfect, i love him so much, im like 100% id love the smell of him, he literally chews gum and drinks whiskey almost 24/7 AND ME?? I LOVE THE SMELL OF WHISKEY, I LOVE THE SMELL OF MINT, im one in the same with him, im also chewing gum like 24/7. omg i wish he would give me a chance. bro he would literally leave me speechless with acrobatic skills LIKE TEE BEE AECH THAT MAN HAS SKILL, LIKE A LOT OF SKILL, LIKE NOT JUST IN THE 4TH GAME, SOMEHOW HE GREW OLDER BUT GAINED MORE COMBAT SKILLS AND ACROBATIC SKILLS IN THE 6TH GAME???

TEE BEE AECH I NEED A BF LIKE LEON IN RESIDENT EVIL VENDETTA. OH MY GOD THAT MAN IS SO UGH, HE AGED LIKE FINE WINE, LIKE WHO DOESNT THINK HES HOT. its actually kinda cute to see him grow up sm from re2 to re6 and vendetta. omg like tbh Leon deserves way better than ada like 100% SHE LITERALLY TRIED TO USE HIM IN RE2 AND THEN HE THOUGHT SHE DIED AND THEN BOOM 6 YEARS LATER HE GOES ON A MISSION AND GUESS WHOS THERE, ADA LIKE??? LEON PLEASE MOVE ON, AND THEN LIKE RESIDENT EVIL 6 TAKES 9 YEARS AFTER RESIDENT EVIL 4 AND LEON IS STILL LIKE "OMG NO ADA PLEASE BE SAFE" "OH EM GEE CHRIS DONT HURT ADA, I LOVE HER" LEON PLEASEEEEE MOVE ON SHES NOT GOOD FOR YOU. GOD DAMN.

shifting to go see leon to steal him from ada, i literally dnc. 

Oh my gosh also the fact that Leon and i would have a similar music taste, FHDJDJK SHAKING, SHITTING TEARS, THE LITERAL LOML SHARING A SIMILAR TASTE IN MUSIC, I LIKE MORE METAL BUT FROM WHAT I KNOW FROM RE2, HE LIKES ROCK BUT OMG OMG, I MEAN LIKE A PERSONS TASTE COULD DEVELOP, LIKE I COULD TOTALLY SEE LEON IN RESIDENT EVIL 6 LISTENING TO BANDS LIKE A NIGHT IN TEXAS, INFANT ANNIHILATOR, ACID BATH(MAYBE??) LIKE TEE BEE AECH, HIS MUSIC TASTE IN RE2 (HEAD CANONING FOR A MOMENT) BUT LIKE PANTERA, METALLICA, AND I COULD TOTALLY SEE PINK FLOYD, I ONLY HAD 1 SONG TO GO OFF OF BUT STILL, IM SO THANKFUL IT WASNT COUNTRY MUSIC

OH MY GOD THIS ISNT ABOUT LEON BUT LIKE, IN RESIDENT EVIL 5 WHEN CHRIS IS TRYING TO PUSH THE BOULDER, I HOPE PEOPLE KNOW THAT THAT REALLY COULD HAPPEN, MAYBE NOT THE PART WHERE THEY SOMEHOW SURVIVED BEING IN A VOLCANO BUT LIKE WHEN YOU THINK YOURE ABOUT TO DIE, ESPECIALLY TO THE PERSON WHO YOU THOUGHT KILLED YOUR S.T.A.R.S PARTNER, NOT TO MENTION KIDNAPPED FOR HOW MANY YEARS??? A MINIMUM OF 6 YEARS, LIKE THATS SCARY

anyways im glad wesker finally died after so long. like tbh i wonder how things would have turned out if he was actually switching to S.T.A.R.S and quiting working at umbrella. LIKE IMAGINE WESKER BEING A GOOD GUY

anyways id totally have leons children if he actually wanted a kid. ALSO IVE KNOWN THIS BUT DID YALL KNOW LEON IS LIKE ½ ITALIAN???? LIKE THATS REALLY COOL TBH i wonder if he makes some really good food, but he cant even drive correctly (proof in resident evil vendetta) SO TBH I DONT THINK HE CAN COOK, that would be such a cute relationship ngl, if he knew how to cook, i know how to bake. i love baking cookies. LOOKIN AT MY COOKIEEEE YUH also can we talk about how leon got so traumatized, WHERE DID ALL OF ISSUES COME FROM? WAS IT FROM WHEN HIS PARENTS DIED??? FROM RESIDENT EVIL 2??? HAVING TO GO THROUGH THE SAME SHIT IN RESIDENT EVIL 4??? LIKE THAT MAN LITERALLY WAS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS IN VENDETTA LIKE I GENUINELY FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM, I JUST WANT TO HOLD HIM. TBH THO I FEEL LIKE HES THE TYPE TO HIDE HIS EMOTIONS UNTIL HES ALONE TO CRY, well that is if he isnt drinking away his problems.

Omg but tbh i hated the 7th and 8th resident evil, i have to admit it, i really loved resident evil 0-6 though. I understand that Leon and Chris are getting old and that umbrella finally like took it's final blow and fell the game was like gonna be done for. But idk it doesn't feel the same.

anyways points were made in this post

• i love Leon Kennedy

• id marry Leon Kennedy and have his kids

• Leon needs to forget about ada

• its realistic that Chris can punch the boulder

• Leon needs therapy and someone to cry to (me)

TLDR/ i love Leon Kennedy and Chris could punch the boulder, also im glad wesker died