Why taco bell tacos arent tacos (A soft rant)

Dear Americans,

How can you eat at taco bell? You are seriously eating some lame-ahh food that isn't even an actual taco, not to mention how DRY it was? I ate at tacobell on one trip to America, and the first bite... I swear it was so dry my mouth felt like it was eating SAND-PAPER! And then I tried the Hard shell one, my GOD the hardshell one tasted like CARDBOARD! How do I know what Carboard tastes like? BECAUSE I ATE AT TACOBELL! I can't belive it! Sure, your burgers taste good, but I can't say the same with your tacos! Oh! And if you come here, get a taco, eat it, and say: "oH! ThIs iS AwFUl! TaCoBeLL MaKEs BettER TaCOs!" Please, leave this country, forever.

-Whatchamcallit Thingamabob.


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ivanna

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angel

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i always say this and people think i'm weird because they've never eaten actual mexican food before! tacobell food is horrific. i tried to eat a quesadilla from there once and just biting into it made me want to vomit. it was like a wet sandwich


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