drive thru

WE DO NOT HAVE A DRIVE- yes we do. Y'know what, we do. Because by every conceivable metric it is not possible for this restaurant to have a drive-through, and if there's anything I've learned, it's that if it abides by the laws of physics, it simply cannot exist in this twisted fucked up world. So even though we do not even have room for a drive-through, or any roads running behind our building, or anyone in this world that owns cars other than us, I know that when I walk back there, I will be looking a drive-through right in the face. Oh, and there it is. Right there. Wonderful. So uh, I'm going to go home and asphyxiate every single stray cat i see on the way there. You have fun with your drive-through.