i think i met the swag messiah

ight so boom, 3 am at a gas station and i was chilling wid the homies in the whip deciding what fanta flava imma pick for the wock then suddenly a blacked out g wagon pulls up beside the pump opposite us and a man stepps out of the g his one of one rick owens x lv x gucci boot stomps on the ground and i was like woah dis guy fresh asf then i see the authenitc cheeta print amiri jeans forged from 6 cheetas with a ferragamo belt so shiny shit be blinding i was stunned bruh like his shit already was swag swag ygm i aint even see the shirt still but i was like i wanna be like him when i grow up he then steps out with one elongated arm covered in a 0 of 1 silk savage x fenty (shout out rih rih) x prada x dior x raf x idek at this point but he was in the sleekist looking puffer jacket i have ever seen he be matching it wid the pink cartier glasses and mc donald hat and i deadass think i saw the swag messiah yesterday like ik ppl have been saying he or she (ion discrim) aint real but dis guy was real to the bone realer than real realer than ur homie type real so i ask him for his spacehey @ but he dissapeared so i couldnt then i went back to discussing the best wock pairing for dat night...