It's Been Two Years and There Still Isn't an Exception

2 years ago I realized why almost everyone I hated was blonde. They all are assholes. 

All blondes like to ...

1. Stare at everybody

2. Kick anything in sight

3. Talk shit about everyone but themselves

The reason blondes have more fun is that they get to ruin everything and then be called "fun to be around" at the end of the day.