I ran a tax office by myself yesterday

so theres 3 of us that work in that office. one walked out 2 nights ago. the other, my boss was in a meeting until 12 in a city 40 minutes away. so nothing exciting was supposed to happen besides dealing with all the appointments in the afternoon that belonged to the guy who walked out. fuckin i get there at 9am. secretary is already threatening to quit. office is a revolving door of clients my boss was to have today, and none of them are making any god damn sense. phone is ringing off the hook. im the only one who can handle tax questions really. secretary goes out to lunch. calls back 15 minutes later. her car is in a ditch. cant get ahold of my boss. meeting was supposed to be over at 12. nah. afternoon clients are coming in. somebody from another office calls me asking about the guy who walked out. "yeah idk if they're coming back, this whole office has been a shitshow before today and it's a miracle anyone is here at all. btw im the only one here lol"

she tells me to sit tight and shes gonna pull someone out of the meeting, ALL THE LEADERS IN THE DISTRICT ARE IN A MEETING WITH NO CELL SERVICE.

so some lady calls me, starts giving me directions. call cuts out and drops like in a cheap horror movie 

im running this shitshow entirely by myself until 3pm when the afternoon secretary gets there, and someone else peels out of the meeting like a bat out of hell. she even called me while in her car and i heard the road rage it was great.

boss strolls in at 4pm looking like she just got back from 'nam. i tell her i took notes on the day and stuff she should take a look at when she is mentally ready for it, cause im not gonna unload all that shit on her right as she walks in the door. go to lunch. come back. talk with boss. her boss is on her way to our office to figure out what the fuck happened today, and how to fix shit in this office.

me: great because i made a list.

somehow boss boss manages to get here without putting HER car in a ditch in a level 2 snowstorm. and we're in a meeting, boss, boss boss, and me until...eeeeh 8:48pm. i clocked in at 8:45am cause i opened