Chased by the queen of england

Dream Journal

January 28, 2023

I pissed the buckingham palace off by idk being a normal person or something and the queen of england started chasing me through a neighborhood. I was jumping fences trying to get away from her and she was falling behind because shes 300 years old. Her people had hired 200 queen of england lookalikes to hide around the town in an attempt to trick me into running the wrong direction. It didnt work because all of the imposter queens had bad wigs on. Eventually I was in the woods and the real queen chased me all the way up a very tall pine tree. She tried to take it down with a chainsaw but i dropped a huge limb on her head and she died. Rupaul proceeded to slide down towards me on a ski lift while sentimental music played in the distance. He had a very proud look on his face. I got in the ski lift with him and he said "You did it. You finally did it." I was aware that I was probably being talked about on every news channel for murdering the queen of england with a big stick. it was awesome