im in dis b lit

so yh i got a job at a food resturant area shit cool lil 55k anually income after tax and some lady asked me for sum extra ketchup and i told her no cah we aint giving out ketchup like its sum free handout and she starts freaking out and trashing the place she did dat one flip like dat one carti album cover iykyk type shii and yh she be busting out a move n stuff for sum free ketchup so we told her its tree fiddy for sum ketchup and she said nahh she aint paying tree fiddy for no ketchup so we said fine by us but if u keep dancing like its step up we finna kick u out so she kept busting a move so we deadass squared up and we entered a dance battle and she was like oh no u didnt and we like yh we did and she was like no u didnt and she was like yh we did and she was like no u didnt and we was like yh we did so we did a likkle dance battle yk the type where it was raining n shii and so it was wet and stuff and we pulled off the best dance moves known to man and she was like leme do the tripple bye bye birdy and we was like u cant do dat because its impossible and she was uh huh i can do it and we were like we u cant do dat and she was like uh huh and we was like nuh huh and she was like uh huh and we was like nuh huh and she was like watch me so she did it and mid way thru it she broke her ankle and she was like owwwww and we was like hahhahaha so we mopped her out the resturant and we went back on our shift