Tales of my father ✨

Ah yes, my amazing father, the man we all know and love. Jk y'all wouldn't know him even if you lived in our town, he doesn't talk to people... ANYWAY- He was going on and on practically calling himself a saint and the greatest father to ever live for saving my projects, report cards, pictures, etc. instead of throwing them out when we cleaned off our refrigerator. I didn't ask him for some whole spiel about how he is like the best thing since sliced fucking bread, I just wanted to let at the story I wrote in first grade for the PBS kids writers contest, and now I'm not allowed to touch it until we are literally ready to move. ugh. Lmao we ain't gonna talk about how this is just me ranting about my dad