mY D0G sT3pP3d oN a B3e

“My dog stepped on a bee”

Because my cat has a flea 

My grandmother told me she had to pee

While i was busy drinking my tea

“The worst thing just happened to me”

The other day I twisted my knee

I realized that without my glasses i can not see

Didn’t know my uncle was learning tai chi

“My dog stepped on a bee”

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

I didn’t want sugar in my coffee 

Then i asked is this free

“He gets down on his knees”

As I notice I have to sneeze 

He told me to freeze 

I didn’t care so I cut down five trees