How to be a homosexual:

Step 1: Check yourself out, see if you're attracted to your own body.

Step 2: Do you watch homosexuality nsfw regularly? If so, you're probably a homosexual.

Step 3: Do imagine yourself in homosexual scenarios? If so, you're probably a homosexual.

Step 4: Do you wish to grip the same sex genitals? I know I do! If so, you're probably a homosexual.

Step 5: If you like cats, you're probably a homosexual.

Step 6: Do you have a lot of mental illnesses? I do too! If so, you're probably a homosexual.

Step 7: If you like alternative music, and you kinda like memes that aren't funny... you're probably a homosexual.

Step 8: Go kiss your best friend cuz yolo!! If you enjoyed it, you're probably a homosexual.

Step 9: Do you have reoccurring fantasies of yourself with the same sex? If so, you're probably a homosexual.

Step 10: Do you have a lot of gay friends, but you say you're an ally even though your just gay? If so, you're probably a homosexual.

Step 11: Do you accidently make to many gay jokes? If so, you're probably a homosexual.

If you answered yes to ANY of these questions, congrats! You're a homosexual. Have fun! 

(Idea from Lily)