Hello my lovely monsters!

Hello! 

Welcome to the first of many "Brat" blogs. 

I love to share ways I have successfully/and not so successfully recieved funishments we "brats" prefer *wink*wink*  as well as how we keep our marriage fun and entertaining.

While my Husband is my *man* and I love to be spoiled by him there are times and situations in our relationship where I am able to recieve certain spoils from outside our marriage. No we are not swingers, No we do not have an open relationship, and NO we do not cheat. However, If there are material things I want and he cannot take care of them for whatever reason I am able to get those from other men/women. 

**But Sam! How do you do that Without cheating!?**

Simple...and I'll teach you how along the way!

Like all relationship there are standards, certain things that you should NEVER share without your partners permission. Ours is fairly simple 

1. Don't air out dirty laundry to ANYONE I get spoiled by

2. When we tell each other we don't trust someone then that's it they're out, done.

3. No "lovey" attention from others outside our marriage

Now for the fun - REMEMBER - HAVE FUN RESPONSIBLY - KNOW YOUR *mans* HARD LIMITS AND DON'T CROSS THOSE

My top 4 favorite way to get in "trouble" while doing my normal daily at home routine in THE MOST OVER DRAMTIC WAY POSSIBLE.

*sidenote - my *mans* biggest pet peeve is when I don't take care of myself 

- Drinking my water FROM A PITCHER instead of a glass

-Wash his work clothes 1 OUTFIT AT A TIME instead of a full load

-Aggressively sweep the entire house while complaining *very loudly* about absolutely nothing until he wakes up then act like nothing happened

- Use the espresso machine until my giant coffee cup is practically full *then leave it until it gets cold*

These very quickly get the reaction I look for most days.

Come back for more!!