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21 Ways to Annoy Scam-Callers

1. Ask them, "If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?"

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2. Purposely talk over them.

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3. Play with flarp.

JA-RU Flarp Noise Putty - Assorted, 3.7 oz - Kroger

4. Consistently quote movies.

Maybe Fat Bastard Quotes. QuotesGram

5. Ask, "When was the last time you farted?"

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6. Pretend to give birth.

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7. Pose as a cop.

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8. Repeat everything they say.

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9. Breathe heavily.

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10. Play whale sounds.

Humpback whale - Wikipedia

11. Become emotional and vent about nonsensical things.

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12. Try to talk like a hotline operator.

Telephone | History, Definition, Invention, Uses, & Facts | Britannica

13. Sing the same nursery rhyme OVER AND OVER until they hang up.

Using Nursery Rhymes in Preschool

14. Laugh maniacally.

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15. Fart and announce you need to wipe.

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16. Yell each time you speak.

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17. Tell very bad yo mama jokes.

Billy and Mandy - YO MAMA BATTLE - YouTube

18. Loudly chew chips. Lay's Classic Potato Chips, 8 Ounce

19. Pretend to have an argument with someone else in the room.

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SpongeBob screaming for 6 minutes straight - YouTube

21. Rick Roll.

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