1. Ask them, "If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?"

2. Purposely talk over them.

3. Play with flarp.

4. Consistently quote movies.

5. Ask, "When was the last time you farted?"

6. Pretend to give birth.

7. Pose as a cop.

8. Repeat everything they say.

9. Breathe heavily.

10. Play whale sounds.

11. Become emotional and vent about nonsensical things.

12. Try to talk like a hotline operator.

13. Sing the same nursery rhyme OVER AND OVER until they hang up.

14. Laugh maniacally.

15. Fart and announce you need to wipe.

16. Yell each time you speak.

17. Tell very bad yo mama jokes.

18. Loudly chew chips.

19. Pretend to have an argument with someone else in the room.

20. SCREAM!

21. Rick Roll.