fuckin energy drink

so why tf did nobody tell me them shits make u gotta let a rip like dookie take a shit ykwim im never drinking an energy drink again (a lie) like wtf im gonna stick to snapple apple and WATER



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NO SERIOSULY ENERGY DRINKS ARE FUCKING LAXATIVES
I TAKE ONE SIP AND IM RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM


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FOR REAL I TOOK ONE SIP AND WITHIN SECONDS I HAD TO GO

by ミ★ 𝘝𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 ★彡; ; Report

LITERALLY LIKE HOW DOES IT HAVE SUCH A VIOLENT FUCKING REACTION

by melancholyskittle; ; Report

ACCORDING TO GOOGLE
"caffeine is a stimulant that increases gut motility, or the contraction of the muscles that propel contents in the gastrointestinal tract"
SO OKAY I GUESS???

by melancholyskittle; ; Report

WHAT SO ITS SUPPOSED TO MAKE U POOP? IS IT A SUBSTITUTE FOR PEPTO BISMOL OR SOMETHING

by ミ★ 𝘝𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 ★彡; ; Report

I DONT THINK ITS *SUPPOSED TO*, PER SE, I THINK IT'S JUST A SIDE EFFECT????

by melancholyskittle; ; Report

SIDE EFFECTT???? MY FRIEND DID TELL ME THEM SHITS HAVE CHEMICALS IN IT, IDK HOW I FEEL WITH DRINKING SOMETHING THAT HAS A SIDE AFFECT THAT MAKES U POO.

by ミ★ 𝘝𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 ★彡; ; Report

BAHFJKDALFJAHADASH I THINK IT'S JUST A SIDE EFFECT OF THE CAFFEINE IN GENERAL. I ALWAYS HAVE TO SHIT AFTER DRINKING STRONG COFFEE OR LATTES, CAUSE OF BOTH THE MILK AND THE COFFEE. BUT THAT'S SO FAIR, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW LIKE, GROSS AND WEIRD IT ACTUALLY KINDA IS DFKL;ASHFJLASDHKL

by melancholyskittle; ; Report

THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME DRINKING AN ENERGY DRINK SO THE FEELING WAS FOR SURE WEIRD LMAO MY STOMACH STARTED BUBBLING AFTER I DRANK IT

by ミ★ 𝘝𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 ★彡; ; Report

OOOOO YEAH THAT HAPPENS. i alwyas get like, you know the feeling when you stay up wayyyyyyyyyy too late and your whole body starts to feel like it got like emptied? that's hwo i feel when i drink them

by melancholyskittle; ; Report

YEPPPPPP so probably not a great thing that it makes you feel like that FLHSAJFKHDKFAH
that's why i've like stopped drinking them for the most part i have like 2 a month lololol

by melancholyskittle; ; Report

MY BF TOLD ME I SHOULD ONLY DRINK 2 A YEAR SINCE ITS BAD FOR ME BAHAHA

by ミ★ 𝘝𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 ★彡; ; Report

BAFLHFJHFKLASHFS 2 A YEAR HONESTLY THATS KINDA REASONABLE
IDK SOMETIMES I DRINK A MONSTER ENERGY AND I FEEL MYSELF GETTING HEART PALPITATIONS SO LIKE YKNOWWWW

by melancholyskittle; ; Report

IF I CONTINUE TO DRINK ENERGY THINGS I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A HEARTATTACK AND DIE

by ミ★ 𝘝𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 ★彡; ; Report

SAME. LITERALLY SAME
I WISH THEY MADE LIKE SODA POP THAT TASTED LIKE MONSTER THOUGH BECAUSE I LOVEEEEE THE TASTE OF IT

by melancholyskittle; ; Report

OMG YES THAT WOULD BE GREAT IF THEY JUST MADE SODA THAT TASTED LIKE IT BC SODA DOESNT MAKE ME POOP LMAO

by ミ★ 𝘝𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 ★彡; ; Report

YESSSSS EXACTLY LIKE NO HEART ATTACKS NO SHITTING OUR PANTS LIK EOH MY GOD IT WOULD BE SO NICE

by melancholyskittle; ; Report

EXACTLY, I COULD DRINK IT IN PEACE WITHOUT FEELING LIKE IM GONNA DIE AFTER ONE SIP

by ミ★ 𝘝𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 ★彡; ; Report

YEP YEP YEP
WE SHOULD INVENT THE TASTY ENERGY DRINK SODA BRAND
WE CAN CALL IT
"ALL WOOHOO NO POOPOO"

by melancholyskittle; ; Report

OMG WHAT, THATS A GREAT IDEA, WE FR NEED TO TRADEMARK THAT

by ミ★ 𝘝𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 ★彡; ; Report

FOR SURE FOR SUREEEEEE IT'S THE SMARTEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD

by melancholyskittle; ; Report

IT REALLY IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA, I NEED THIS TO EXIST IMMEDIATLEY LOL

by ミ★ 𝘝𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 ★彡; ; Report

FOR SUREEEEE LIKE IT WOULD JUST BE SO NICE AND TASTY
i just need to know how they make energy drinks taste soooo gooooddddd like ughhh

by melancholyskittle; ; Report

FR LIKE IS THERE A SECRET INGREDIANT? DO WE NEED TO BECOME PLANKTON.

by ミ★ 𝘝𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 ★彡; ; Report

I THINK WE ABSOLIUTELY DO CAUSE THERES GOTTA BE SOME CRAZY SECRET WE GOTTA GET IT FROM MR KRABS

by melancholyskittle; ; Report