Exercising with a new kind of schedule

Throughout the first week of 2023, one of my new year resolutions was about losing weight every Monday, Wednesday and Friday because of my tiresome status. Now, thanks to a pedaling bike I have inside the house, I can use it to bring my iPad Pro and a cold bottle of water to remove all that fat inside me every 15 minutes so no one will know what will hit 'em. The more I lose weight, the better I can improve myself without feeling tired!

Makes 2023 a lot more interesting, eh?