Another fake Facebook apocalypse

FB spent the past few weeks telling me "you need to sign up for our newest bullshit or your account will be deactivated on Jan 4th!" Well I never signed up, it's Jan 7th, and I can still log into my FB.

They will only feed you as much shit as you're willing to swallow.

Nonetheless, I've decided to reactivate some old alternative social media profiles just in case. I should really post here more often, if only for the sake of maintaining that 2005 mindset. Excuse me, I gotta go watch Revenge of the Sith again.