totally serious and legit introduction

My name is Cafer. I'm 110cm tall! I'm 25kg! I don't know my eyes' colour. I like to listen to Ciguli. My favourite writer is Hasibe's son Ahmet from Manapınarı. My favourite football player is Abidin's son Mehmet from Yenimahalle. I like Samsun 216 and Parliament. My dad got a proverb; drink rakia for your health. I like short and blue eyed girls. I spend my holidays atop the Namazgah mountains. My favourite car is Murat 131. I love techno and kemençe. I'm Cafer, my ends is Yenimahalle, my nickname is 35'lik Rakı. My favourite teacher is Kenan from primary school. My favourite comedian is Michael from Yenimahalle. I like to get punched. I hate it when people ask for a cig. Naughty shit on Arnold Channel!

My name's Cafer, I will take you all on, fear me!