My Top English Mistakes (this is a very long blog entry oh god)

Hello guys! 

So, many people may not know this, but i didn't born in an English-Speaking country, and the way they taught English 2 me was not that good y'know, the English was way to basic for me (like, its was always like: "How to greet someone in English" "animals names in English" "Colors names in English" and blah blah blah) and i learned almost everything I know of English (like slangs and that type of stuff) here on the Internet, Which means that, thankfully to the 7 years that i am on the internet, i can type this whole thing with not even going to Google Translate every 10 words to see if my sentence is right. But, still, i'm not a English speaker, I know most stuff but i have more to learn. And now that u know that, lets see some of my bruh moments that i did on this language

1- I thought that Weezer was a slang for penis

Yep, you read it right. The first time i heard the name "weezer" was on a cartoon clip (I think it was from "Close Enough") and in the clip a guy says "I hope u guys likes wezeer"(smth like that) and for some reason i thought that he was making a penis joke, I think i tought this because, in my head, "Wiener" and "Weezer" is two similar words. "Say it aint so" i guess

2- I thought that Arson was a name

And it is YOUR GUYS'S FAULT!!!11!!1

Since 2021 i didnt know what "Arson" meant, and i always thought that Arson was like, a name, and i remebered i've seen a yt thumbnail (it was abt some Newgrounds user idk) which on the right was a guy and on the left was a HUGE text saying "ARSON" and i thought that the guy was someone very famous on Newgrounds and his name was Arson, and this increase a lot my theory (?), that like, whenever some1 said "haha after this i gonna commit arson haha i'm so funni" i thought that this person wanted to commit the same stuff that "Arson" did. N then i discovered that Arson is actually a crime. N i said that was you guys fault bcs i've seen so many people naming themselves "Arson". Like so many cool names and u chose a TYPE OF CRIME??? c'mon, have more respect with urself

3- I didn't know what "lmao" meant

I was 9 at the time and i was watching a yt live (it was some1 doing a Gorillaz fanart) and some people was spamming "LMAO" on the live chat n i was most of the time asking what the fuck "lmao" meant on the live chat. Lol

Also i would like to apologize for not posting that often, i ran out of ideas lolz

And Merry Christmas to the people who celebrate, i hope that everything goes well with u guys